Humor Nov98

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Det har vært klager på at skriften på denne siden er for stor, slik at ikke alt synes på små 14"-skjermer uten at man flytter siden frem og tilbake, som jo er ganske tungvint!

I Internet Explorer løses dette problemet lett, ved å gå inn i menyenView->Font og trykke "smaller"/"mindre", som forminsker skriften, inntil du har en størrelse som passer både skjerm og syn.

(Tilsvarende i Netscape går man inn på View og klikker "decrease font" " eller "redusér skrift" på "redusér skrift" på eller "redusér skrift" på nynorsk )

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I have received complaints that the typeface on this page is often much too big, resulting in you having to shift the page left and right in order to read it all, which admittedly is quite annoying and cumbersome. However the problem is easily solved as follows:

If the types at this page are too big, and you use Internet Explorer, enter the menu View => Font and press "smaller" until you get a suitable type size. (Conversely, in Netscape, enter menu View and press "decrease font" until you get the size you want.)

Trond

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Bidragene kan også gjerne være av "alvorlige" karakter,
fiktive eller virkelige, med gode poenger eller nyttig informasjon for slagrammede, og deres pårørende!!!

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Månedens historie: "Firmafesten" Dette er en vemodig liten historie fra min bror Svein.

Story of the Month: "The Office Party" This wistful little story is a contribution from my brother, Svein, in London

Trond Ruud

The Office Party

After the annual office Summer-party, John woke up with a pounding headache. Cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a visit to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think ?"

"Even worse," she assured him, voice dripping with scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself; succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors, and insulted the President of the company to his face." "He's an asshole. Piss on him !"

"You did," Louise informed her husband. "And he fired you." "Well, screw him and his whole board of directors," growled John. "I did! You're back to work on Monday."

Svein Ruud

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