Mars 1998

Slaglistens Slagferdigheter(?)

Månedens gode historie(r)

NB! Hensikten med denne siden er ikke å være et "vitse-mesterskap"!
Bidragene kan også gjerne være av "alvorlige" karakter,
fiktive eller virkelige, med gode poenger eller nyttig informasjon for slagrammede, og deres pårørende!!!

Humorsiden

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Innhold:

1. Månedens gode historie(r) i Mars 1997,"Utdrag av virkelige brev fra leieboer til husvertUtdrag av virkelige brev fra leieboer til husverter", er et bidrag fra Gloria Kamenske på STROKE-L Slagdiskusjons-listen i USA, og skulle være et bra eksempel på at det av og til ikke er en spøk å være leieboer! ( eller?)

2. Presseklipp Snapshots av ymse valør fra norsk presse.

Vennligst send muntre bidrag og forslag til Humørsiden til troruud@iname.com

Månedens gode historie(r)

Utdrag av virkelige brev fra leieboere til husverter

Fra Gloria Kamenske

Genuine Excerpts from Letters Sent to Landlords....

1. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

2. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

3. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man nextdoor.

4. The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?

5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.

6. I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

7. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

8. The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

9. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.

10. Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.

11. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color and not fit to drink.

12. Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an old page pensioner and need it straight away.

13. Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got hertoe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.

14. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting too much.

15. When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools  to finish the job and keep my wife happy.

( " drawers" brukes om både "skuffer" og "truser")