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Slaglistens Slagferdigheter(?)
Månedens gode historie(r)
Story of the month
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Min bror på Nøtterø har igjen sendt oss månedens bidrag
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My brother has been so kind as to make another contribution to
these pages
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NB! Hensikten med denne siden er ikke å
være et "vitse-mesterskap"!
Bidragene kan også gjerne være av "alvorlige" karakter,
fiktive eller virkelige, med gode poenger eller nyttig informasjon for
slagrammede, og deres pårørende!!!
Note!
The purpose of our humor page is NOT to be a joke championship arena!
"Serious" contributions, fictious or real, with pertinent points or
useful information for stroke victims and/or their carers, are equally welcome!
Humørsiden
Tilbake til Slagsiden
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following
a day of sightseeing. While sipping his Sangria, he noticed a sizzling
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did
it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter: "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste!
Those are bull's testicles from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy!"
The American, his thoughts momentarily daunted, said, "what the hell,
I'm on vacation! Bring me a portion!"
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor.
There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight
each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will
be sure to save you this delicacy!
The next morning the American returned, placed his order.
That evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of
the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter,
he called the waiter and said, "these are delicious, but they are much,
much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!".
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, senor, sometimes
the bull wins!"
