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Slaglistens Slagferdigheter(?)
Månedens gode historie(r)
Story of the month
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Min bror på Nøtterø har igjen sendt oss månedens bidrag
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My brother has made yet another contribution to these pages
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Bidragene kan også gjerne være av "alvorlige" karakter,
fiktive eller virkelige, med gode poenger eller nyttig informasjon for
slagrammede, og deres pårørende!!!
Note!
The purpose of our humor page is NOT to be a joke championship arena!
"Serious" contributions, fictious or real, with pertinent points or
useful information for stroke victims and/or their carers, are equally welcome!
Humørsiden
Tilbake til Slagsiden
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John O'Riley was a member of an Irish
Toast Masters Club
and one evening at the local Irish
Toast Masters meeting,
a contest was held to see who could
deliver the best toast.
Well, John O'Riley won the contest for the best toast of
the evening, "Here's To The
Best Years o' Me Life,
Spent Between The Legs o' Me
Wife."
When John O'Riley arrived home his beautiful wife asked him
how the Toast Masters meeting went
and he said, "I won the
contest for the best toast of the
evening."
His wife then asked him what his toast was, and he said, "Here's
To The Best Years o' me Life, Spent
in Church wi' me Wife."
His wife then said, "Why John, that's so nice of you to include me
in your Toast."
The next morning, Mrs. O'Riley was downtown shopping and
ran into the local police man on
the beat who was also at the
Toast Masters meeting with John O'Riley.
He said, "Hello Mrs. O'Riley, that
was some great toast that your
husband John gave at the Toast Masters
meeting last evening.
He won first prize".
"Yes, that's right," said Mrs. O'Riley, "but he wasn't quite honest
with the facts: he's only been
there twice, the first time he fell asleep
and the second time I had to pull
him out by the ears."
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