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Humorsiden mars/March 2000

Humorbesøkende nr./ Visitor no. siden/since 1.jan.1999

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Det har vært klager på at skriften på denne siden er for stor, slik at ikke alt  synes på små 14"-skjermer uten at  man flytter siden frem og tilbake, som jo er ganske tungvint!

I Internet Explorer løses dette problemet lett, ved å gå inn i menyenView->Font og trykke "smaller"/"mindre", som forminsker skriften,  inntil du har en størrelse som passer både skjerm og syn.

(Tilsvarende i Netscape går man inn på View og klikker "decrease font" " " eller "redusér skrift" på "redusér skrift" på "redusér skrift" på "redusér skrift" på nynorsk )
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I have received complaints that the typeface on this page is often much too big, resulting in you having to shift the page left and right in order to read it all, which admittedly is quite annoying and cumbersome. However the problem is easily solved as follows:

If the types at this page are too big, and you use Internet Explorer, enter the menu View => Font and press "smaller" until you get a suitable type size. (Conversely, in Netscape, enter menu View and press "decrease font" until you get the size you want.)

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Gloria Kamenske fra Washington D.C., USA har sent oss ytterligere en samling med "virkelige sitater", som ikke er noe mindre festlige enn hennes foregående 2 bidrag i samme genré. Takk Gloria!
  1. Quotes taken from actual medical records as  dictated by physicians... 
  2. Genuine Excerpts from Letters Sent to Landlords....

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Gloria Kamenske from Washington D.C., USA has contributed another "actual quotes" collection, which is no less hilarious than her previous two contributions. Thanks Gloria!
  1. Quotes taken from actual medical records as  dictated by physicians... 
  2. Genuine Excerpts from Letters Sent to Landlords....

 

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Bidragene kan også gjerne være av "alvorlige" karakter,
fiktive eller virkelige, med gode poenger eller nyttig informasjon for slagrammede, og deres pårørende!!!

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"Serious" contributions, fictious or real, with pertinent points or useful information for stroke victims and/or their carers, are equally welcome!

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Geistelige trykkleifer/ Ecclesiastical typos:

TAKEN FROM REAL CHURCH BULLETINS:

Gjengitt fra virkelige menighetsblad og kirkeorganer

  1. Ushers (kirketjenere) will eat (seat) latecomers.

  2. The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.

  3. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

  4. The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.

  5. Miss Charlene Mason sang "I Will Not Pass This Way Again' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

  6. Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

  7. Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

  8. Among needed items for Vacation Bible School: wooden bowels.

  9. "Wise Up, O Men of God" Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

  10. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

  11. Tonight's sermon- "What is hell?", come early and listen to our choir Practice

  12. The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

  13. Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

  14. The agenda was adopted ... the minutes were approved ... the financial secretary gave a grief report.

  15. Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

  16. The "Over 60s Choir" will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.

  17. A Missionary from Africa named Barbara Belch is speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Barbara Belch all the way from Africa."

  18. Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer & Fasting conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer conference includes meals."


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