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Humorsiden April 1999

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Det har vært klager på at skriften på denne siden er for stor, slik at ikke alt  synes på små 14"-skjermer uten at  man flytter siden frem og tilbake, som jo er ganske tungvint!

I Internet Explorer løses dette problemet lett, ved å gå inn i menyenView
View->Font og Font og trykke "smaller"/"mindre", som forminsker skriften,  inntil du har en størrelse som passer både skjerm og syn.

(Tilsvarende i Netscape går man inn på View og klikker "decrease font" eller "redusér skrift" nynorsk )

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I have received complaints that the typeface on this page is often much too big, resulting in you having to shift the page left and right in order to read it all, which admittedly is quite annoying and cumbersome. However the problem is easily solved as follows:

If the types at this page are too big, and you use Internet Explorer, enter the menu View => Font and press "smaller" until you get a suitable type size. (Conversely, in Netscape, enter menu View and press "decrease font" until you get the size you want.)

Trond

Slaglistens Slagferdigheter(?)

Månedens gode historie(r)

Story of the month

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Bidragene kan også gjerne være av "alvorlige" karakter,
fiktive eller virkelige, med gode poenger eller nyttig informasjon for slagrammede, og deres pårørende!!!

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"Serious" contributions, fictious or real, with pertinent points or useful information for stroke victims and/or their carers, are equally welcome!

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Månedens historier / Stories of the month

norge.gif (918 bytes)   Månedens dramatiske historie om "Drankeren" er et bidrag fra  Rob Evan Hughes i USA.

ukf.jpg (11497 bytes) This month's dramatic story about the "Drinker" is a contribution from Rob Evan Hughes in the U.S.A.

THE DRINKER

An Irishman was drinking at the pub all night. The bartender came up to him and told him that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand up one more time with the same result. So he figured he'd just crawl outside, hang out for a while, get some fresh air and hopefully that would sober him up.

Once outside he stood up and fell again-right on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home and when he arrived at the door he tried one more time with the same results.

Exhausted, he then gave up and started crawling to the bedroom.

When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright but he quickly fell right into the bed and fell sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

The next morning, he woke up with his wife standing over him shouting at him.

"So, you've been out drinking again!!"

"What makes you say that?" He asked as he put on an innocent look.

"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again!


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